It wasn't me! I swear it wasn't me!

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last week I gave zaduzbina a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In October I gave nineveh_uk a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In November I turned shalandara in for farting in church (3 points). Last Sunday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Wednesday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, lady_jade_01 (-5000 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-4631 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, ellid

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