What an embarassing and ironic way to die

British businessman who bought the Segway company dies falling over a cliff...on his Segway.

Writer's Block: Do you remember?

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I was chatting with my mother and my aunt Betty as they diapered me and patted baby powder on my posterior. We were at my grandmother's house, on her burgundy plush sofa in the living room, and I could probably draw the gray wallpaper with white and pale pink snowflakes in a 1950s pattern.

I was no more than eighteen months old, tops.