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1. A cat leaping into a full bathtub but being stunned that it's wet.
2. Naive young twentysomethings pontificating about Ideal Love, Loyalty, and Perfect Marriages.
3. Politicians tap dancing around their real motives.
4. Trophy wives wondering why women their husbands' age fear and hate them.
5. Celebrities who name their kids weird things (or, why I can't wait to see what J.Lo names her offspring).
6. Really bad movies.
7. Televangelists expressing shock that their financial irregularities would bother anyone.
8. The way teenagers dress.
9. "667: Neighbor of the Beast."
10. My neighbors' obsession with Christmas decorations.
2. Naive young twentysomethings pontificating about Ideal Love, Loyalty, and Perfect Marriages.
3. Politicians tap dancing around their real motives.
4. Trophy wives wondering why women their husbands' age fear and hate them.
5. Celebrities who name their kids weird things (or, why I can't wait to see what J.Lo names her offspring).
6. Really bad movies.
7. Televangelists expressing shock that their financial irregularities would bother anyone.
8. The way teenagers dress.
9. "667: Neighbor of the Beast."
10. My neighbors' obsession with Christmas decorations.
