Just what we need.

Flesh-eating fish give pedicures!

Pennsic to-do list

Is down to the following:

1. Clean out Sapphy's rear seat, make sure boots are in it, and place garb tub and cosmetic case therein.

2. Place last bit of bedding in trunk.

3. Make sure the directions to alphasarah's house are in the front seat.

4. Withdraw trip money from bank.

5. Iron mundane clothes for trip to Pittsburgh.

6. Call Denise to check on date and time of lunch.


That's it.

Wow.

*falls over*

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Damn, I love the Onion

Every American male's nightmare.