This does not appear to be a joke

The International Association of Exorcists????

OFFERED: three slightly used cats

Turns out the little bastards Triple Felinoid has been urinating in my dining room for most of the last few *years*, including LAST NIGHT. There's staining all along the outside wall on the subfloor, and so far it's taken two coats of sealer (and will require a third) to prevent the stain/smell from bleeding through again.

I could KILL them. All of them. Anyone want enough cats to make a nice little patchwork pouf?

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In other construction news, the rot around the front door has been fixed, the painting is done in the living room (and looks fabulous!), and I've asked for an estimate on power washing and sealing the deck to prevent it from falling off the back off the house. Yes, the Last Homely Shack is turning into a bit of a money pit, but better I spend the money now than have to lay it out when I go to sell the place in a couple of years.

*mutters darkly about former co-owners not doing exterior maintenance as promised*

Update...

I have now cleaned the litterboxes and mopped the bathroom floor. In doing so, I inhaled about a pound of dust.

*cough hack wheeze*

Cats had better appreciate it....