Meme that 's been going around.

[ellid]

[1] Who was your FIRST prom date?

I did not go to the prom because I thought the whole idea was idiotic. Also, no one asked me.

[2] Do you still talk to your FIRST love?

No, nor do I want to.

[3] What was your FIRST alcoholic drink?

Straight vermouth that the daughter of one of my father's co-workers all but forced me to drink when I was about eight. She was actually a bit younger but damn near shoved the bottle down to my uvula.

[4] What was your FIRST job?

Bank teller in McKeesport, Pennsylvania.

[5] What was your FIRST car?

1984 Mercury Lynx.

[6] Who was the FIRST person to text you today?

n/a


[7] Who is the FIRST person you thought of this morning?

I don't remember.

[8] Who was your FIRST grade teacher?

Mrs. Howard.

[9] Where did you go on your FIRST ride on an airplane?

From Cleveland to Pittsburgh, in 1966.

[10] Who was your FIRST best friend and are you still friends with them?

Laura Ramba. Unfortunately I haven't seen her in 38 years.

[11] What was your FIRST sport played?

Kickball.

[12] Where was your FIRST sleep over?

With my aunt when I was about two.

[13] Who was the FIRST person you talked to today?

My co-worker Leah.

[14] Whose wedding were you in the FIRST time?

J.O. Martin's. I was a flower girl.

[15] What was the FIRST thing you did this morning?

Wondered what time it was.

[16] What was the FIRST concert you ever went to?

The Paratores Brothers playing duo piano.

[17] FIRST tattoo or piercing?
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n/a

[18] FIRST foreign country you went to for vacation?

Canada, with my parents. After that, Spain and Portugal, with my mother and my aunt, after my aunt won a jingle contest sponsored by Royal Crown Sours.

[19] What was your FIRST run in with the law?

A speeding ticket when I was wr.

[20] When was your FIRST detention?

Fourth grade, for being late to class.

[21] What was the FIRST state you lived in?

Pennsylvania.

[22] Who was the FIRST person to break your heart?

Reader, I married him.

[23] Who was your FIRST roommate?

A nasty little girl from another high school on the joint language club trip to Germany and Austria. She used to make out with her boyfriend on the other bed, and when the chaperones tried to make *me* their guardians, I boogied.

[24] Where did you go on your FIRST limo ride?

From the funeral home to the cemetery after my father died.

[25] Who will be the FIRST to repost this?

I do not know.

Comments

[persevero.livejournal.com]

I looked up 'Royal Crown Sours' on Google and got a load of answers saying that they were imported from the UK. Nevverurdovem. Good prize, evidently.

[ellid.livejournal.com]

I had a blast. Betty complained about the food the whole time. At one point my poor mother said, "I'm here in Spain with two children and Ellid is the better behaved." Good memories!