Silly but fun meme

[ellid]

Your instructions:

If you are reading this right now, please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your LJ and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.

Comments

[arionrhod.livejournal.com]

Do you remember that night we got drunk with Gorbie in Moscow, and you jumped up on that table and started doing a strip tease to "The Song of the Volga Boatmen?" Then Jesse Helms showed up wearing a pink corset and you stole his false teeth and ran around claiming his black feather boa was a ploy to attract Fidel Castro? I still can't remember which of us dumped the whole bottle of vodka over Marcel Marceau's head, but damn he looked pissed!

Of course none of it would have happened if you'd not HAD to have french fries with your kirsch torte. Do you still have the tattoo of the kangaroo on your boob you got to commemorate the outing?