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One flamepoint Siamese mix. Polydactyl. Beautiful. Has the brains of a stump. Can't hunt. Sheds a lot. You pick up. See icon. Answers to "Hunter Moon," "Baby Boo," "Malfoy-the-cat," or "YOU LITTLE PIECE OF !!#$!$@$!@$!@$@$!"
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The above is not serious, but the reason I wish I could place an ad just like this...
The little SOB attacked Siren IN MY BED at 6:35 this morning while I was cuddling her and deciding whether it was worth trying to get some extra sleep before I shoveled driveway. The sole reason my left hand isn't dripping blood is because I wear a carpel tunnel brace to bed.
So much for extra sleep. As for Malfoy, I spanked him and threw him out of the bedroom. Anyone know where I can pick up the equipment to bastinado him, cheap?
*****
The above is not serious, but the reason I wish I could place an ad just like this...
The little SOB attacked Siren IN MY BED at 6:35 this morning while I was cuddling her and deciding whether it was worth trying to get some extra sleep before I shoveled driveway. The sole reason my left hand isn't dripping blood is because I wear a carpel tunnel brace to bed.
So much for extra sleep. As for Malfoy, I spanked him and threw him out of the bedroom. Anyone know where I can pick up the equipment to bastinado him, cheap?
