For sale, barter, or freecycle

[ellid]

One flamepoint Siamese mix. Polydactyl. Beautiful. Has the brains of a stump. Can't hunt. Sheds a lot. You pick up. See icon. Answers to "Hunter Moon," "Baby Boo," "Malfoy-the-cat," or "YOU LITTLE PIECE OF !!#$!$@$!@$!@$@$!"

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The above is not serious, but the reason I wish I could place an ad just like this...

The little SOB attacked Siren IN MY BED at 6:35 this morning while I was cuddling her and deciding whether it was worth trying to get some extra sleep before I shoveled driveway. The sole reason my left hand isn't dripping blood is because I wear a carpel tunnel brace to bed.

So much for extra sleep. As for Malfoy, I spanked him and threw him out of the bedroom. Anyone know where I can pick up the equipment to bastinado him, cheap?

Comments

[samantha-vimes.livejournal.com]

But... you were paying attention to Siren not Malfoy. Can't you see he had to take action? (It helps to think these things if you scrunch your brain down small enough to fit into a kitty skull)