ellid: (Puzzled kitty)
WARNING: SERIOUSLY NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

Found while checking out Amazon to see if Gaywyck is still in print:


Is that a cantaloupe in your trews, m'lord, or are you happy to see me?

Date: 2011-01-19 01:25 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] toyniffler.livejournal.com
LOL! Absolutely ridiculous. And hilarious!

Date: 2011-01-19 02:34 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] ellid.livejournal.com
Isn't it horrid? :)

Date: 2011-01-19 01:48 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] cordelia_v
cordelia_v: my default icon (Gleeful Mr. Collins)
Dear Lord, it's been years since I thought of Gaywyck.

This post is short, but made of win.

Date: 2011-01-19 02:35 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] ellid.livejournal.com
You've read it, too? Such a silly book!

Date: 2011-01-19 01:53 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] hugh-mannity.livejournal.com
Oh good grief!

Someone needs an anatomy lesson

Date: 2011-01-19 02:35 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] ellid.livejournal.com
At the very least.

Date: 2011-01-19 02:01 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] baronessmartha.livejournal.com
you would think I would know better than to click, but no, no I clicked.

Also I have the name of a good urologist for that swelling, it should be seen to.

Date: 2011-01-19 02:35 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] ellid.livejournal.com
I wonder what type of insurance 19th century rakes with elephantiasis would use?

Date: 2011-01-19 03:16 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] celandineb.livejournal.com
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Date: 2011-01-19 03:19 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] ellid.livejournal.com
That was my basic reaction.

Date: 2011-01-19 06:54 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] tekalynn.livejournal.com
It's like a still from one of those Warner Bros cartoons where the heart pounds so hard it almost pops out of the chest, but lower down.

Right.

Date: 2011-01-19 12:05 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] ellid.livejournal.com
Yeah....

Date: 2011-01-19 02:49 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] animangel.livejournal.com
lol.

And I do believe that man in the portrait is thinking exactly the same thing as most of the previous commenters.

Date: 2011-01-30 06:14 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] ellid.livejournal.com
Somehow I don't think "lust" is quite the word.

Date: 2011-01-19 03:14 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] psyfic.livejournal.com
Well, in that day and age, surgery wasn't very common for massive inguinal hernias... poor bloke.

Alternately, someone should tell him the cod piece is supposed to be worn *outside* his breeches.

Date: 2011-01-30 06:14 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] ellid.livejournal.com
And was popular about two hundred years earlier....

Date: 2011-01-19 03:20 pm (UTC)From: [personal profile] tree_and_leaf
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Temptation? Utter horror would be nearer the mark...

Date: 2011-01-30 06:15 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] ellid.livejournal.com
And pity, at the obvious and probably quite painful deformity....

Date: 2011-01-20 01:36 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] canellaphile.livejournal.com
Hahaha! I think there's a speaker in his pants and that other guy is trying to listen.

Date: 2011-01-30 06:15 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] ellid.livejournal.com
SOMETHING is sure going on, and I don't think it's happy sexy funtimes.
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