Spam of the day

[ellid]

"Do you import furniture from China?"

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[ladyaelfwynn.livejournal.com]

I've been saving up my spam I get at work and I'm going to put together some Spam poetry. I've got s good few months worth.

I'm hoping it'll be really silly as opposed to vulgar, but you never know.

[ellid.livejournal.com]

Last year I got several e-mails at work asking politely if I wished to purchase oil paintings from China. One began with "First of all, I wish you a happy family," which was cheerful even though I have no blood relatives left except some cousins in Pennsylvania I haven't seen in decades....